Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Fun Betty


Today I noticed a new product in Bed, Bath & Beyond: Betty - a hair coloring product for your....

pubes!

There is an assortment of colors for all different shades of "hair down there": black, brown, auburn, blonde and (my personal favorite) hot pink! I suppose now that the trend of getting Brazilian waxes is coming under some criticism companies are trying to give woman a new way to get creative with their bush. (See this month's Glamour Magazine, p. 237; also remember Amy Poehler addressing Britney's clam on SNL: "There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache!")?

If only this product had been around years ago - maybe Samantha on Sex and the City and other woman experiencing grey hair down there wouldn't have had such tramatic "Ronald McDonald" experiences. Unless, of course, that was the look they were going for.

1 comment:

Clampants said...

"Bed Bath & Beyond" is probably the last place i'd go for such a purchase.