Merry Christmas

I spent Christmas night in Boston with some good friends from high school. I couldn't resist turning on the video option on my camera especially when the conversations started getting funny. Here are some pieces of conversations that I overheard. I'll make sure not to send my friend Kimon anything with a fucking Santa on it!

Fountain of Youth for your Pits

Its seems that I have been finding a lot of material to write about it my local Duane Reades lately.

The other day I noticed a new Dove product on the shelf: Pro-Age deoderant. With all of the anti-aging products on the market, how could we have all over looked our precious, delicate underarm skin?

As ridiculous as I think it is, I will probably buy it the next time I'm in the market for a tube. I am a sucker for packaging and I am tiring of Radiant Silk, Dove's last fancy marketing twist. I don't even like the maroon bottle but its different and I'll take anything to spice up my life at the moment. Does anyone lose here? Dove wins. Their marketing people win. But most of all, I win beautiful pits that will stay forever 29.

Elf Yourself Til You're Raw

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1678400514

Just watch. Its speaks for itself.

Merry Christmas!

Duane Reade Clearance

Please, ladies and gents: when going to Duane Reade to buy condoms, don't go to the clearance section. It really is worth spending a few extra dollars for a box that hasn't gone past its expiration date.

I don't care if you pick up your holiday soap collection there but you should probably pass on the instant Indian dinners as well.

Drag Queen Wig Cotton Candy

Okay, just so you can get an idea of how big these Barton G. desserts were, take a look at this video. The end shows the gigantic cotton candy station on our neighbors' table. I wish I had gotten a shot of it when the sparklers were lit!

All That Jazz

My favorite karaoke bar in the world is "The Studio" at the Shelbourne Hotel on Miami Beach. The music is run by a vampirish, older man named Ronnie who works every night until about 6am. Here's a fantastic rendition of All That Jazz performed by my friend Lauren.

Miami Sunrise